If i were an animal, I would be a dog because...

I would be the bestest, best animal friend any owner could ever have (: I would always obey my owner by sitting whenever they told me to and cuddle with them whenever they are down. If any dog wants to bark at me, I would bark twice as loud and intimidate them and be inferior! I would always run around and sometimes drink out of the toilet when I feel like it. I would also sneak out of the house whenever I want to find my friend and then come home without them suspecting a thing. Furthermore, I can also be the cutest little dog in the world. All the humans adore me and the dogs would be jealous. Haha.